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Sunday, January 31, 2010 @ 12:07 AM
joke of the day
Quote from Kasper to Sunny :"Women, the best freaking firewall in the world One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = [18:44:52] 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!" How Kinky, and i can't stop laughing at it! c: |
Sunday, January 31, 2010 @ 12:07 AM
joke of the day
Quote from Kasper to Sunny :"Women, the best freaking firewall in the world One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = [18:44:52] 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world! The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!" How Kinky, and i can't stop laughing at it! c: |
Yours Truly 21stNov1991 Sexy 18 years old, and awesomely short. Can be considered a Chinese Asian, Not very typical Singaporean. I am used to intentional sarcasm, So much so that I rape hunks and babes and babies. Music, it's in me, my passion. That's all you have to know about me. Yes, I am that awesome 8D. Still curious? Well it's for you to find out! C: My profile may or may not be true. |
The Passion Music is my passion. Drums are my heartbeat. Guitars colour my life. Basses pumped up my ego. Piano and keyboard calm my soul. Z-Minor is the clique. ♥ |